Previous Entry Share
Birthdays and all sorts!
BOMAS.
31337_m055
Hello!!! Hi!!

Well I HAVE been a busty Bertie! Firstly we had Roy's birthday! We made a cake! Well, we tried to make a cake it didn't quite go cake shaped or taste like cake nor was it in any way a cake, but we tried, and that's the most important thing. We also tried to learn the rules of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock (Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitate lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, rock crushes scissors) but eventually that lost some of it's momentum. And we watched a few films. That was nice, I do love a good film.

However they weren't very good films either but never mind.

Richmond's still alive! So that was good news. Some might say more alive than any of us- he went to a party and met a GIRL. He's been asking Roy and myself and Jen for advice but I don't know if we were very good at it, Roy said to ignore her for about a month until she was really keen, I said he should ask her if she wanted to come larping and Jen said he should TALK to her and ask her out like he was a NORM. We did laugh. Silly Jen. We all wish him the best I suppose.

I've never had much luck with women myself. I almost had a romantic engagement with my former therapist but then she looked like Roy's mum so that was a big no go. Then there was that thing I'm not allowed to remember that happened on the work night out. Probably for the best. My boss tried to kiss me once but he was full of rhohypnol and can't fully be accountable for his actions. I do have my internet elf girlfriend on WoWC but I'm not INSANE I know shes not a real elf.

She's all a bit verily and forsooth anyway.

Anyway I best be getting back to work, this dot-matrix wont rewire it's self!

  • 1
Jesus, when did Richmond start having more luck than us? Well... always.... I suppose. But still!

My chin is still bruised from when I asked that girl on sixth for a birthday kiss.

He's always been a smooth mover has Ricardo.

Yes she didn't take to kindly to you prepositioning her that is true.

A veritable Casanova in black eyeliner. Though, actually Moss, we're not supposed to call him Ricardo anymore. I meant to tell you before, it's not a nickname, it's what Douglas thinks his actual name is.

I did not proposition her! She completely overreacted, you'd think I'd asked her to take off her clothes and dance for me.

Oh... Oh I see. Fair enough.

Ladies! Can't live with them, can't live without them!

I live without them well enough. They are nice for cuddles of course.

Argh, must shower now or I'll be late! See you at work :P

forwhuuuut?

IDK how 2 make cake either <3

I DIDN'T MAKE THE CONNECTION BUT NOW I DO MAKE THE CONNECTION AND YES IT MUST BE YOU BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW ANY OTHER GIRLS CALLED DAJVE! :D

We weren't brilliant, no.

you work with Richmond?


WICKED hey? :-D

I do indeed!

Yes we have that up on the office wall but Roy thinks to attempt it would be to go mad.

is he alright then? like he seems sound but hes seein a mate of mine an she dont need messin around.

I would SO play that it creases me up you can play TOILET an stuff!

  • 1
?

Log in