Well I HAVE been a busty Bertie! Firstly we had Roy's birthday! We made a cake! Well, we tried to make a cake it didn't quite go cake shaped or taste like cake nor was it in any way a cake, but we tried, and that's the most important thing. We also tried to learn the rules of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock (Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitate lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, rock crushes scissors) but eventually that lost some of it's momentum. And we watched a few films. That was nice, I do love a good film.
However they weren't very good films either but never mind.
Richmond's still alive! So that was good news. Some might say more alive than any of us- he went to a party and met a GIRL. He's been asking Roy and myself and Jen for advice but I don't know if we were very good at it, Roy said to ignore her for about a month until she was really keen, I said he should ask her if she wanted to come larping and Jen said he should TALK to her and ask her out like he was a NORM. We did laugh. Silly Jen. We all wish him the best I suppose.
I've never had much luck with women myself. I almost had a romantic engagement with my former therapist but then she looked like Roy's mum so that was a big no go. Then there was that thing I'm not allowed to remember that happened on the work night out. Probably for the best. My boss tried to kiss me once but he was full of rhohypnol and can't fully be accountable for his actions. I do have my internet elf girlfriend on WoWC but I'm not INSANE I know shes not a real elf.
She's all a bit verily and forsooth anyway.
Anyway I best be getting back to work, this dot-matrix wont rewire it's self!
Maurice M. Moss
- Birthdays and all sorts!